The Runway....

So... my Mom asked me to be in a fashion show for a fundraiser for her Womans Club. I met this request with hesitation from the beginning, and I should have known better. I said, "well, what would I wear?" and she said, "I don't know EMS is a sponsor, Precious Cargo (kids)" and a couple other places. One place she mentioned which I was not familiar with was a Bridal store. She then mentioned that perhaps she would have me wear a Wedding dress. (again, another twinge of hesitation struck me) I said, "Why would you want me in a Wedding dress?" She said "well they asked that we give them women that are not too skinny and not young."

Gee.... thanks Mom. I would love to take part.