A thief at 3??? Can't be-

At LL Bean Reilly picked up disposable handwarmers, he said "what are these?" I told him they were the things that Daddy put in your pockets and they made him all warm. "What?" he replied, I repeated "the things that Daddy put in your pockets and they made him all warm". He then came back with "I should put thme in my pockets and give them to Daddy?"

Ahhh, no Reilly, put them back. It's time to go.